barkuum

When your dog eats food that has been spilled on the floor before you get a chance to clean it up.

Awe man, I just dropped my meatball!

Don't sweat it, my dog will barkuum it up for you.

by sm4k December 20, 2007

Barkumungous

When something grows at an exponential rate every second is considered to be barkumungous.

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Barkume's foot size."

"It's OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!"

"His foot must be barkumungous!!"

by Ihavebigfeet October 7, 2009

Barkum

Strong, confident individual with a radiant inner beauty to match the outer beauty. Spirited and very kind to others. Will do what ever it takes to take care of family and friends on every level.
Male Barkum; Brave, Ambitious, Royal, King, United, Majestic.
Female Barkum; Beautiful, Alluring, Regal, Kindred, Unique, Matriarch.

I'm so barkum with this new promotion I got today!

by Barkum September 21, 2009

Backuum Seal

A suction formed by the concavity of the small of one's back as they lay on a hard plastic surface such as a tanning bed which simulates the action of a suction cup. This usually occurs in people who are slightly or greatly overweight due to the skin being looser. As one lays down they will find that air pushes out from a newly formed cavity created by the natural curve of the lumbar spine and, generally, the curve of a tanning bed. The "Love Handles", upper back and upper buttocks create a sealed ring against the plexiglass. This can create a weird or unpleasant sensation which can become embarrassing as an audible sound is created when the seal is broken when the subject moves. The sound is not dissimilar to flatulence.

I went tanning today and as I left I felt like everyone was staring because when I got of the the tanning bed my backuum seal broke and it sounded like a loud wet fart. The poor girl at the front desk probably brought toilet paper in to clean the bed!

by Bilabrin September 26, 2013

Barkument

When dogs or animals that can bark get into an argument, it becomes a Barkument

Bark - Argument

"My dog got into a barkument with the neighbours dog over the fence."

by shiba inuu January 22, 2020

Barkuuming

When the dog gets the crumbs off the floor

" I dont have to vacuum crumbs off of my kitchen floor anymore since my dog BARKUUMS them all up''....''oh look,the dog is barkuuming the floor again''

by SammDogg February 3, 2010

Barkuuming

An action when a dog roams freely eating and cleaning an area with edible debris on the floor.

I witnessed my dog barkuuming the potato chip crumbs on the floor after eating my lunch.

by Pandahottea May 22, 2016