Barkuuming

When the dog gets the crumbs off the floor

" I dont have to vacuum crumbs off of my kitchen floor anymore since my dog BARKUUMS them all up''....''oh look,the dog is barkuuming the floor again''

by SammDogg February 3, 2010

Barkuuming

An action when a dog roams freely eating and cleaning an area with edible debris on the floor.

I witnessed my dog barkuuming the potato chip crumbs on the floor after eating my lunch.

by Pandahottea May 22, 2016

Barkumungous

When something grows at an exponential rate every second is considered to be barkumungous.

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Barkume's foot size."

"It's OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!"

"His foot must be barkumungous!!"

by Ihavebigfeet October 7, 2009

Blackuuming

When you're too poor to afford a vacuum cleaner so you have to sweep your carpets clean

"Bob is so poor I saw him blackuuming his carpets the other day"

by DanyaelDemonic November 27, 2011