Barkuuming 

When the dog gets the crumbs off the floor

" I dont have to vacuum crumbs off of my kitchen floor anymore since my dog BARKUUMS them all up''....''oh look,the dog is barkuuming the floor again''

Barkuuming by SammDogg February 3, 2010

Barkuuming 

An action when a dog roams freely eating and cleaning an area with edible debris on the floor.

I witnessed my dog barkuuming the potato chip crumbs on the floor after eating my lunch.

Barkuuming by Pandahottea May 22, 2016

Barkumungous 

When something grows at an exponential rate every second is considered to be barkumungous.

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Barkume's foot size."

"It's OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!"

"His foot must be barkumungous!!"

Barkumungous by Ihavebigfeet October 7, 2009

Blackuuming 

When you're too poor to afford a vacuum cleaner so you have to sweep your carpets clean

"Bob is so poor I saw him blackuuming his carpets the other day"

Blackuuming by DanyaelDemonic November 27, 2011