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Powerfully full of noisy woofage.

I can't sleep due to the barktious beagle next door.

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Barbatious

Large; of great mass; hard

That throw was barbatious!

Barbatious by Johnny Cast June 27, 2021

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pneumatic barktoys

A nickname for annoying small, yapping dogs who never seems to run out of air, energy or sound.

Those wild and crazy pneumatic barktoys densely populate our entire otherwise wonderful seaside town, wall to wall; everybody seems to have ‘em!

pneumatic barktoys by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019

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Holy Barktopus

One's exclamation upon seeing a Bear/Shark/Octopus or seeing multiple Barktopi.

Jeff: Holy Barktopus! That dude just got eaten by a pack of hungry Bartopi!

Holy Barktopus by BarryTheBarktopus September 11, 2011

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Barthouse12

A self-chosen label for a person/group who actively participates in NSFW role play, sexual voice calls, and exchanges nudes. Is used as a username, role, server name, etc.

Anon: I am a proud Barthouse12er! DM me to trade pics :)
Everyone: Dirty slutty motherf---er!

Barthouse12 by CoySiebel420 August 4, 2021

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bartimus quail

only when a person buys minimum of 40 xbox 360 games, playing each only once in offline mode, simply to achieve highest gamerscore possible may use the gamertage bartimus quail.

i pulled a bartimus quail this weekend, playing gears of war for 48 hours straight, appearing offline and getting all achievements.

bartimus quail by andrey solegub February 26, 2009

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barkevious

1. Completely screwed up in only a way Cleveland sports teams can mange

2. Marked by good intentions and poor execution

The 2013 Browns draft was so barkevious it made Tim Couch seem like a wise pick.

barkevious by WTNY April 25, 2013

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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