barktious

Powerfully full of noisy woofage.

I can't sleep due to the barktious beagle next door.

by Woofle the Barktious September 13, 2023

Barbatious

Large; of great mass; hard

That throw was barbatious!

by Johnny Cast June 27, 2021

pneumatic barktoys

A nickname for annoying small, yapping dogs who never seems to run out of air, energy or sound.

Those wild and crazy pneumatic barktoys densely populate our entire otherwise wonderful seaside town, wall to wall; everybody seems to have ‘em!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019

Holy Barktopus

One's exclamation upon seeing a Bear/Shark/Octopus or seeing multiple Barktopi.

Jeff: Holy Barktopus! That dude just got eaten by a pack of hungry Bartopi!

by BarryTheBarktopus September 11, 2011

Barthouse12

A self-chosen label for a person/group who actively participates in NSFW role play, sexual voice calls, and exchanges nudes. Is used as a username, role, server name, etc.

Anon: I am a proud Barthouse12er! DM me to trade pics :)
Everyone: Dirty slutty motherf---er!

by CoySiebel420 August 4, 2021

bartimus quail

only when a person buys minimum of 40 xbox 360 games, playing each only once in offline mode, simply to achieve highest gamerscore possible may use the gamertage bartimus quail.

i pulled a bartimus quail this weekend, playing gears of war for 48 hours straight, appearing offline and getting all achievements.

by andrey solegub February 26, 2009

barkevious

1. Completely screwed up in only a way Cleveland sports teams can mange

2. Marked by good intentions and poor execution

The 2013 Browns draft was so barkevious it made Tim Couch seem like a wise pick.

by WTNY April 25, 2013