If male, a total faggot head who has no friends and is the biggest dick ever to walk the face of the earth. fucking idiot, likes to lick men's assholes.

That kid Justin is such a Barkley!

Barkley by flavola November 8, 2010

Barkley

Last name given to one of the most sweetest, most beautiful, and most awesome chicas alive. Always, very bubbly and hyper. She is an awesomely amazing friend who you can tell anything to. She's also not the typical whiny flute player. Her nickname is Barkie. she has a wonderful personality that can always brighten your day if you are feeling down in the dumps. Crazy nutterbutter who likes to ride quads. Her alter egos are Barkie the defensive doggie and Amana the Piranha. Loves the color orange. and to quote her, loved by all, especially the author of this definition.

"Why are you so happy?"
"Oh no reason, except for the fact that I just got done talking to that Barkley girl, the sweetest person on earth!" :D

Barkley by Spinnnnie July 26, 2010

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barkley shut up and jam

1) n. One of the greatest basketball games ever made for the Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis game systems.

2) v. A sexual act where the male eats chicken wings and plays video games while recieving a blowjob from a woman.

1) Barkley Shut Up and Jam is the only basketball game you need to know.

2) Dude, I was playing Burnout last night and my chick gave me a Barkley Shut Up and Jam.

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gnarls barkley

The duo of the soulful, southern legend Cee-Lo, and the lucrative and jazzy production credited to Danger Mouse. This group is huuuuuuuuuuggggggge in the UK, and they make great music.

the other day i was listening to Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy", and it's been the only thing i listen to in my ipod for 1 month straight.

gnarls barkley by baracudablack April 22, 2006

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Beef Barkley

The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.

Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.

Guy 2: That's just wrong man.

Beef Barkley by O.D.B.O.D'd September 4, 2013

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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