the manliest man in NBA history. Known for defense, rebounding, and heavy drinking. Once threw a guy through a plate glass window at a
bar for spilling a drink on him. Rumored to drink 15
long island ice teas the night before a
game. Know the best announcer in any sport, doing both the NBA and the MLB playoffs in the manliest way possible.
Hey jon, wanna go out to the
bar?
-fuck no, Charles Barkley's in town tonight. He'll drink us both under the table and then throw our
metrosexual bitch asses out tha window.