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"Barkley shit on the floor yesterday, but I can't stay mad at him."
Barkley by Samson, smartypants! July 28, 2012

gnarls barkley 

The duo of the soulful, southern legend Cee-Lo, and the lucrative and jazzy production credited to Danger Mouse. This group is huuuuuuuuuuggggggge in the UK, and they make great music.
the other day i was listening to Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy", and it's been the only thing i listen to in my ipod for 1 month straight.
gnarls barkley by baracudablack April 22, 2006

Beef Barkley

The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.
Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.

Guy 2: That's just wrong man.
Beef Barkley by O.D.B.O.D'd September 4, 2013

Charles Barkley 

Another ball sack move, squeezing ones testicle til it shines like Charles Barleys bald head
As Johnny walked around the corner their was Jimmie flashing him his charles barkley

charles barkley 

the manliest man in NBA history. Known for defense, rebounding, and heavy drinking. Once threw a guy through a plate glass window at a bar for spilling a drink on him. Rumored to drink 15 long island ice teas the night before a game. Know the best announcer in any sport, doing both the NBA and the MLB playoffs in the manliest way possible.
Hey jon, wanna go out to the bar?
-fuck no, Charles Barkley's in town tonight. He'll drink us both under the table and then throw our metrosexual bitch asses out tha window.
charles barkley by asfegf February 16, 2008

gnarles barkley 

used to describe something especially crazy or absurd.
brian: "did you hear about that guy who slayed a bear with a pocket knife?"
chris: " no way, that's gnarles barkley!"
gnarles barkley by brianfromhassettst December 29, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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