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Barkley
Barkley by Samson, smartypants! July 28, 2012
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gnarls barkley
The duo of the soulful, southern legend Cee-Lo, and the lucrative and jazzy production credited to Danger Mouse. This group is huuuuuuuuuuggggggge in the UK, and they make great music.
the other day i was listening to Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy", and it's been the only thing i listen to in my ipod for 1 month straight.
gnarls barkley by baracudablack April 22, 2006
Beef Barkley
The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.
Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.
Guy 2: That's just wrong man.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.
Guy 2: That's just wrong man.
Beef Barkley by O.D.B.O.D'd September 4, 2013
Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley by jordanwhatson June 28, 2011
charles barkley
the manliest man in NBA history. Known for defense, rebounding, and heavy drinking. Once threw a guy through a plate glass window at a bar for spilling a drink on him. Rumored to drink 15 long island ice teas the night before a game. Know the best announcer in any sport, doing both the NBA and the MLB playoffs in the manliest way possible.
Hey jon, wanna go out to the bar?
-fuck no, Charles Barkley's in town tonight. He'll drink us both under the table and then throw our metrosexual bitch asses out tha window.
-fuck no, Charles Barkley's in town tonight. He'll drink us both under the table and then throw our metrosexual bitch asses out tha window.
charles barkley by asfegf February 16, 2008
gnarles barkley
brian: "did you hear about that guy who slayed a bear with a pocket knife?"
chris: " no way, that's gnarles barkley!"
chris: " no way, that's gnarles barkley!"
gnarles barkley by brianfromhassettst December 29, 2007
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