barkers egg

Dog Shit

Terry: Hey Phil, did your dog just shit in my garden?
Phil: No Tel, you must be mistaken. Thats a barkers egg.

by seamanrob May 28, 2011

barkers egg

dog poo, theres no more simple explaination than that!

have you trod in a barkes egg?

by Mark Light December 16, 2003

Barkers’ Eggs

Dog turds/Dog shits

“You need to clean up the backyard. It’s covered with Barkers’ Eggs.”

by sbjkd October 5, 2020

barker egg

An obscure slang name for dog shit, barker being the dog and egg being the turd.

Fuck it, I just trod in a barker egg!

by naughty_warwick November 1, 2013