naughty_warwick's definitions

barker egg

An obscure slang name for dog shit, barker being the dog and egg being the turd.

Fuck it, I just trod in a barker egg!

by naughty_warwick November 1, 2013

lay a bait

The act of taking a shit outdoors, especially in the Australian outback. Bait is a reference to poisoned meat left out to control feral dogs and foxes.

Hey mate can you light the camp fire while I go and lay a bait?

by naughty_warwick November 3, 2013