Definitions by seamanrob
barkers egg
Terry: Hey Phil, did your dog just shit in my garden?
Phil: No Tel, you must be mistaken. Thats a barkers egg.
Phil: No Tel, you must be mistaken. Thats a barkers egg.
barkers egg by seamanrob May 28, 2011
plop muffler
the piece of toilet roll you frantically ball up and throw down the toilet before dumping yourself down on the seat and letting go... silently now.
Melita was holding one back all day.
She knew it was going to be a big one in the public conveniences. Not one a cough could cover.
So, practical as ever, Melita used a plop muffler.
Now she shit on the quiet.
She knew it was going to be a big one in the public conveniences. Not one a cough could cover.
So, practical as ever, Melita used a plop muffler.
Now she shit on the quiet.
plop muffler by seamanrob February 9, 2010