The word bathshroom contains the words "bathroom" and "mushroom." These fungi appear in the most discreet of corners, usually in bathrooms where moisture and mold collect and sprout colonies of the most decrepit kinds.
You know you have stepped foot in the nastiest of lavatories when you stumble upon some tile fungus. "I swear I saw bathshrooms growing in that bathroom while I was taking a leak. Somebody get these people some Mr. Clean!"
Most times when ur soo twacked you find mushrooms that are blue. Do not confuse with the street drug shrooms. Properlu made shrooms are made in chemical solutions. The ones in ur twavked hands are dangerous. Trust me try them pussy
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'