Bardened

A derogatory term for someone being sick, due to alcohol, less than one hour into a party.

The term is usually used to offend someone who drinks too much, rather than someone who is a lightweight.

John got so pissed that he was sick less than an hour into Lucy's party - he was absolutely bardened.

by SULPHUR TUNGSTEN SILVER May 19, 2015

Barden

A sexy beast with many friends. And enjoys boobs, there by enjoys groaping, but far from groaps everyone in sight...

I'm SUCH a Barden

by T.Barden September 30, 2009

Barden

a groper who gropes everything he comes into contact with,

A Barden

by Peter March 08, 2004

Bardening

Verb: To pleasure one’s self or another’s male member.

Jesse was bardening Mike’s wiener. Both smiled.

by Jesseandmike August 12, 2018

Captain Barden

While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.

Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.

Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.

by KDog88 October 30, 2008

jessica barden

stan for clear skin and good grades

jessica barden is so pretty and sexy

by ededxde32wdsaxawere January 10, 2021

Brandon Barden

one of the coolest and sweetest kids in the school EVER (:

Brandon Barden is the BEST EVER !!!

by teddy 391654367 February 26, 2011