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barbie barbie

A formerly beautiful and successful woman that has aged badly and lost everything she had. Many are homeless drug addicts or alcoholics.
A has-been.
Did you see that Barbie Barbie walking down the road? It's sad to see an old lady with nothing. I bet back in the day she was so beautiful she had it all .
She is hot now but she's gonna be a Barbie Barbie in ten years if she don't quit hittin' that pipe.
by THEFAIRYGODMOTHERINBOOTS January 27, 2018
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barbie-the-Barbie

1. In noun form, this word refers to a "roast" or putting-down of an abnormally attractive and cheery person by and for the entertainment of others.

2. In verb form, it means to participate in the act described above.
1. You're saying that my hair is blindingly blond, she's saying that I'm so happy it's depressing...what is this, a barbie-the-Barbie?!?

2. Just look at her, she thinks she's so cool with her sparkling teeth and boots with the fur...ladies, time to barbie-the-Barbie.
by Astrapto September 10, 2011
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Barbie Hammock

An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.
Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..
by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012
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lanny barbie

bangin hot canadian pornstar. her french accent is ridiculously sexy. penthouse model. half-sister of another pornstar, kimberly franklin. her name is sometimes spelled lanni barbie, lanny barby.
by ballerific March 21, 2007
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Divorced Barbie

The Most expensive barbie there is.

Comes with Kens car, Kens house, Ken's computer, and Ken's dog.
Why does the divorced barbie cost $200?!
by IntAdd January 6, 2009
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Bad Barbie

Pussy hoe that talks mad shit
by Hawtlittleshorty February 28, 2019
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blonder than barbie

Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.
'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie
by AnnieBawdy May 16, 2017
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