barbheimer

the release day of both Oppenheimer and Barbie.

not pick sides between which one will be better.

Ali: what are you more excited for, Oppenheimer or Barbie?
Amy: um im a barbheimer so both duh.

by dontspreadlice July 15, 2023

Barbenheimer

Conjunctive phrase describing the mania around the release of Gretta Gerwig's Barbie adaptation and Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer, which both release on July 21st, 2023. Due to both films being long expected, many people plan to see both films back to back, spawning jokes related to how opposite the topic and tone of both films are.

"Hey bro, are you going to cosplay for the Barbenheimer premiere this weekend?"
"You bet I am: I have my suit pressed and my girlfriend's pink high-heels ready to go."

by ragonkmasterp1 June 10, 2023

barbenheimer

commonly used for movies “Barbie” and “Oppenhiemer” releasing on the same day (21st July 2023) its a type of duo name for people trying to refer to both movies without having to type both names out

“barbenheimer is gonna be so lit”

by meowrin July 22, 2023

Balzheimer's disease

An affliction affecting male subjects in which lapses of memory, specifically regarding the identity of their significant others, occur. This condition is usually triggered by short skirts, painted-on jeans, subtle feminine winks, and overt instances of camel toe. All men are afflicted to some degree and I sincerely pity the fool who dreams up a cure.

She took him back for the eleventh time as she fully understood the severity of his Balzheimer's disease.

by Dr. B. Hyve April 20, 2006

Balzheimer's Disease

The condition where one cannot remember that last time he got laid. Advanced stage: cannot remember with whom. Very advanced stage: Similar to advanced stage except he is married and faithful.

I cannot remember that last time I got, um, what's the word I'm looking for. Oh yeah, "laid." I must have Balzheimer's Disease.

by nuninthemorning August 7, 2009

Barbenheimer

When you ram a Barbie (or Ken no judgement here) doll so far up your anus the resultant damage is apocalyptic.

I rammed a barbie doll up my anus so hard I've given myself a barbenheimer.

by johnlikesbread August 2, 2023

Barbieheimer

1. The Internet viral phenomenon of a myriad of crossover memes between Barbie the Movie and Oppenheimer, both released in theaters on July 21, 2023.

2. People imagining Barbie movie goers hearing the nuclear explosion next door at the Oppenheimer movie.

3. Making fun of the polar opposites of a pink and Bright movie and a black and dark movie and how their contrast is somewhat perfect together while finding many uncanny coincidences and similarities.

1. Are you team Barbie or team Oppenheimer?

Nah bro I'm Barbieheimer

2. Did you know the first Barbie was made in Japan and sold in the USA and that the nuclear bomb was made in the USA and sold in Japa-

SHHHH IN THE NAME OF BARBIEHEIMER

by J Lulu July 23, 2023