baraking 

The act of causing necessary change.
Usually followed by the motivational expression 'yes we can'.
The long-run effects of baraking are unknown to this day. Baraking is still mildly practiced across the world.

I'm not bushing around, I'm baraking.

baraking by rafael&maria February 15, 2009

barking gremlin

while getting a rimjob from a from a brazilian transvestite midget hooker you fart causing it to cough uncontrollably.

After a night of drinking and eating refried bean I passed out only to wake up with a wet asshole and a barking gremlin in the corner.

barking gremlin by maximus testiclees January 23, 2010

Walrus Barking 

A sexual act consisting of two large men, traditionally known as Bears, dressed in rubber suits, having sex on a hardwood floor. The act makes a distinctive sound like a walrus barking.

I was kept up last night from the walrus barking upstairs.

Walrus Barking by DrFiasco May 29, 2013

my dogs are barking 

My feet are hurting/tired.

I just worked a 12 hour shift, my dogs are barking.

my dogs are barking by APB15 March 31, 2009

Arkansas Barking Spider 

To pass gas, Fart

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider

Arkansas Barking Spider by handymanCT December 17, 2009

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders 

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.

FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders by Psykram May 12, 2010

Fart barking 

When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.

Quit fart barking so close to my head!

I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.

I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.

Fart barking by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011