bandy handy

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a bandaid on the hand in use.

Last night was wild. She pulled my pants down and gave me a bandy handy. It was a buzz light year bandaid. She took me to infinity and beyond.

by Jurassictuna November 18, 2020

handy bendy ghandi

A small poseable figure of an old wrinkly political activist
With a removeable loin cloth

Mum, the dog's eaten my handy bendy ghandi

by PGTips April 26, 2006

hand band

the world-renown band that plays when one has no other means of satisfying himself.

See also: Masturbation, whacking off, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off

man, tell that bitch to suck it easy. There's always the hand band.

by bringinbacksuckit December 1, 2011

Right Hand Band

most Awesomest band ever, thats melodys get stuck in your head

did you hear that band, what were tehy called

Dude thats Right Hand Band beeyotch

by D. myspace.com/righthandband October 17, 2007