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Publicly humiliating yourself by getting black out drunk in front of everyone you know and going fucking crazy.
Someone call the ambulance, I’m getting banksed tonight!
Banksed by shoebill23 October 21, 2022

Bandsexual 

Seeming to only have a sexual attraction to a member in a band you love, and no one you encounter in your daily life.
Guy: I like you.
Girl: Sorry, I'm bandsexual.
Bandsexual by Mmmwhatchasay September 7, 2012

bandsexual 

Being attracted to only band members and band fans.
"I thought I was straight,but then I saw Gerard Way and I knew I was bandsexual."
bandsexual by yall hear sum February 11, 2019

Bandsexual 

Attraction to anyone in a band, such as the guitarist, drumer, or singer (or any other member of the band/group).
Omg. See the lead singer in this band! He is the exact reason im bandsexual! Hes soooo freaken hot!
Bandsexual by Lolethaangel April 28, 2015
When you are fucked in the ass and have cum leaking from your asshole.
I'm afriad to fart cause I totally got banised last night!
Banised by Jrussell February 12, 2009

Barry Bondsed 

When you have someone intentionally walk on your balls.
Carson wanted to be Barry Bondsed so badly that he actually offered Raul thirty bucks to walk on his balls. Raul thought it over and decided against it, citing his "not being gay" as his reason.
Barry Bondsed by buks May 11, 2006
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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