bandito mask
similar to the Arabian Goggles, only the balls are dipped in shit before placed on the eyes. most effective if the eyes are closed, thus resembling a mask.
bandito mask by AKSJAKSJKAJSKAJS December 24, 2007
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chocolate teabag bandit mask
When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.
Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.
chocolate teabag bandit mask by Chewbacca Bears September 4, 2006
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bandit mask
When you dip your balls in chocalte sauce and Tea bag your buddy on the space between your nose and eyebrows,leaving a brown ring or bandit mask over your buddys eyes.
bandit mask by smithers91 July 5, 2005
bandit mask
verb: when you dip/cover your balls in chocolate. then take your chocolate covered balls and drop them on a persons face.
bandit mask by Zach™ July 14, 2005
chocolate bandit mask
A choclate bandit mask is When a burgler breaks into your house and you overcome him and then fuck him and shit on his eyes and smash it in the form of a mask.
Police Officer: What happend here?
House owner: He broke into my house
Police officer: Then what?
House owner: I overcame him and gave him a chocolate bandit mask
Police officer: Thats hot as fuck
House owner: Do you want a chocolate bandit mask
House owner: He broke into my house
Police officer: Then what?
House owner: I overcame him and gave him a chocolate bandit mask
Police officer: Thats hot as fuck
House owner: Do you want a chocolate bandit mask
chocolate bandit mask by CHocolate kingman October 22, 2015
Chocolate bandit mask
It's when you dip your balls in hot chocolate And drip the hot chocolate on your partner's eyes from your balls
Chocolate bandit mask by Chappie sack for 06 November 23, 2019
masked bandit
The time honoured tradition, where one waits till a time when his ballsack is not tight, but hanging loose like 2 chestnuts in a wet ziplock. Then proceeds to place his balls on his partners face (preferably when she is lying down). You must position your ass above her head for optimum performance. Also must make sure your balls fall directly into the eye sockets, giving her the apperance of a raccoon, or if you will...a masked bandit.
masked bandit by Cobbs666 December 3, 2006
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