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bandcheese 

The greenish scum that builds up in a musical instrument through use.
"Jeff you've got so much bandcheese coming out your horn!"
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Ballcheese 

White lotus grease residue on the sides of ones groin and nutbag. It smells like rotten cheese to the nose. Take a fuckin shower NOW! Before you ever decide again to fuck a chick or stroke your Johnson....!
Mr. Cooockmeat had mad smells today in class. His cratch must be full of ballcheese!
Ballcheese by Tigerblood85 July 20, 2019

beardcheese 

The nasty particles, to include, but not limited to, dead skin, food, etc., which work their way out of someone's beard.
Vernon is constantly stroking his beard and now his desk and keyboard are covered with "beardcheese".
beardcheese by Jessie 92 January 20, 2014

Ballcheese 

Ballcheese is a natural ingredient in the human sack of a man. It’s a very ripe and deadly smell. Depending on how bad you have it, it could wipe out a whole generation! You can not wash the stank away!
Damn! Mike’s got tons of mad ballcheese! I may just throw up if he doesn’t wash his balls!!!!
Ballcheese by kornfreak999 September 8, 2021

Beancheese 

The delicious thin layer of cheese which tops the beans served at Mexican restaurants.
Yes, I would like rice and beans with my food, but could I get a little extra beancheese on that?
Beancheese by directrix1 June 20, 2019

ballcheese 

when your balls sweat after a long time of playing a sport and the inside of your pants rubb along the sweat and make small clumps called ballcheese
man dude after playing football for like 4 hrs not only did i get a bad case of swampass i got horrible ballcheese
ballcheese by danny wright September 8, 2005

bungcheese 

A yellowish-white substance formed while having anal sex, similar to smegma.
While banging her butt, I noticed some bungcheese on my schlong.
bungcheese by John Brabble July 4, 2005
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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