Banana Pants

a random response to a perplexing inquiry, intending to confuse to the point of changing the subject. Given if the answer is not known or undesired.

A: did you know shelly was preggers?
B: Banana Pants
A: What??
B: OMG have you tried the pizookie?!

by unsped May 30, 2006

Banana Pants

A male who is graced with the unusual gift of a curved erection. Dreamed of by many, accomplished by few.

Some chuckle when others tell them that Clint has a curve-cock. Me?...I just say hes got a case of the banana pants.

by Stevie Y January 8, 2005

Banana Pants

A tender epithet used to express one's adoration for someone they are involved with romantically (typically male).

Boy: "Hello, dear!"
Girl: "Oh, hello, Banana Pants! I've missed you!"

*embrace*

by catz4lyfe August 1, 2010

Banana-pants

Awesome, extremely cool, sexy, rad

That setup is banana-pants!!! I wish I had one just like that.

by Barry blaaaaaaaaaaack April 22, 2015

Fuzzy Banana Pants

A pair of outlandish yellow pants, usually worn by pimps or people f that nature. The pants themselves are occasionally smooth but they are generally made of a shag carpet like material. They are commonly mistaken for Hammer pants because of the similar cut.

Damn, that gangsta has some fiiiine fuzzy banana pants.

by Banana V. Pants June 16, 2008

Pants Banana

Pants Banana refers to when a man has an erection that can be seen that can be seen through his jeans and resembles a banana in his pants.

"Watch out bro, somebody might see your Pants Banana>"

by Jack PB November 11, 2018

pant banana

Contents of the male trousers, a close cousin of the Trouser Snake. Can appear yellowish in colour, and carries a tough outer skin which can be peeled back.

"Holy crap Steve, she just asked to see my pant banana! I better clean the old grapes first!"

by Cathal Ryan November 4, 2007