Brilliant idea! I didn't use social media for the first 27 years of my life and LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT! I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!
Hym "Yeah that social media ban for kids under 18 is brilliant because in like 13 years we'll have a generation full of adults who spent their childhood gestating in a solipsistic cocoon. It'll be fun to see what types of new horror they unleash upon the world... You'll have yourself an army of ME running around. Love it. Love the sound of that."
A Discord Command, you can implement in your Server. Let's people ban themselves to achieve honor within their Community. Basically online Seppuku.
You may get revived by a Community Lead. Or they may just forget you and leave you banned. Alone. In total darkness.
Infinitely spammable and can be used to escape a talk with your Discord kitten about the other kitten she isn't supposed to know about.