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When you get stood up for an online video chat date after e-dating for way too long. Probably for the better.

Bro I finally got that hot chick I've been so excited about to video chat with me, and she totally bamzoombled me. I had plucked my stray eyebrow hairs and everything.

bamzoombled by creature69 April 3, 2020

Words you can keep

bamboobled

When a guy is fooled into believing a girl has bigger boobs.

When I took her thick ass bra off last night she was flat chested. I've been bamboobled!

bamboobled by pocket rocket hello kitty January 1, 2012

Related Words

bamzoombled • bamboobled • bafoombled • bamboomeled

bamboobled

When a woman shimmies her naked breasts against a person's face; the inverse of motorboating (as the boobs are moving, not the face between them).

I was kissing her cleavage when she suddenly bamboobled me.

bamboobled by seawolf42 December 6, 2014

Bamboobled

When one is so overawed by a recent sexual encounter with a lady that one can no longer think straight or concentrate at the task in hand

I was so bamboobled by last night's saucy shenanigans that I walked into a plate glass window

Bamboobled by Danteraw January 28, 2018

bamboomeled

means, damn I expect no shit like that

damn that shit bamboomeled me

bamboomeled by rawrrrbjjgcn January 29, 2022

Bamboomeled

caught off guard

damn that shit bamboomeled me

Bamboomeled by rawrrrbjjgcn January 29, 2022

bafoombled

very sad

i’m so bafoombled he didn’t want to be mine

bafoombled by chinita.2steezy March 26, 2023

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026