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bamboobled 

When a guy is fooled into believing a girl has bigger boobs.
When I took her thick ass bra off last night she was flat chested. I've been bamboobled!
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bamboobled 

When a woman shimmies her naked breasts against a person's face; the inverse of motorboating (as the boobs are moving, not the face between them).
I was kissing her cleavage when she suddenly bamboobled me.
bamboobled by seawolf42 December 6, 2014

Bamboobled 

When one is so overawed by a recent sexual encounter with a lady that one can no longer think straight or concentrate at the task in hand
I was so bamboobled by last night's saucy shenanigans that I walked into a plate glass window
Bamboobled by Danteraw January 28, 2018

Narghile bamboozled 

This word has its origins in Middle East but its a sexual practice widely spread in Romania because of the increasing number of arabs. After smoking a shesha you take the charcoals (usually 3) and put in the ass of someone. When that person begins screaming you take the water from the narghile and pour it in their ass with a funnel into their anus. Sometimes this technique is followed by an ejaculation on the person with the charcoals in their ass.
I went with Samir at the new Lebanese shesha place. We ended up the night at a Yemeni hoe place that we narghile bamboozled so hard that she went directly to the hospital. The best 10 dollars spent in my entire life 🎉

Bamboozled by her blow hole 

When you go down a fat chicks pants and find a smooth va-jj. Only to be asked by her why your finger banging her bellybutton.
I was with this fat chick and we where getting it on and I got "bamboozled by her blow hole". But I finished by lubing the lint cave

Bamboozled 

Screwed up deeply twice by viet cong employer changing salary policy everyday. You keep smiling motherfuker!
I sell you my fake stocks my dear bamboozled friend. Dead line in three hours motherfuker!
Bamboozled by A6600871_kkk July 7, 2020

Bamgoozled

Requesting inappropriate searches on an unsuspecting Google user.
Tricky Person: “Hey friend, how do you use the OK Google app? Does it have to be opened or…?”

Unsuspecting Bamgoozled Victim: “Yeah, here, try it.”

Tricky Person: “OK Google, show me a big sweaty man dick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BAMGOOZLED!”
Bamgoozled by iBetty October 2, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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