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shemale that hoards all video games in the GTA. loves to brag about getting deals while being dressed in drag. does not help RFD, will soon be caught by the OPP. thinks he is a hoarding legend, but seriously, he is a straight up peasant. klepto puts this guy to shame, one day this guy will get citytv news fame.
man, that store was totally owned by balonis.

EB Games is about to get balonisized.

my balonis has a first name, its H O A R D, my balonis has a second name its T U R D S.
balonis by LIVE_DEREK_RULES April 7, 2010

baconass 

A buttocks that is large or consists mostly of fat. Chances are the fat was obtained from eating a plethora of bacon or other high-fat pig products.
Guy 1: "Look Jonathan, that lady has a massive baconass. Gross"
Guy 2: "I know right, she needs to lay off the bacon man"
baconass by JoeyKatoa November 19, 2010
n. used to describe cocain or meth. generally used by habitial users who have screwed up there nasal passages to the point that they can't breathe thru their noses with out it.
man my allergies are killing me, you got any blonase?
blonase by yomikey75 March 20, 2009

balobasha 

It means love, in bengali .
Ami tumake balobasha. (I love you).
balobasha by kknnrrraa November 20, 2021

balonschmegan 

Another term for balony (bologna) for when one cannot remember the name for dear life.
What in the world is the proper name for balonschmegan? I cannot for the life of me recall its actual name!!!
balonschmegan by tori62995 March 10, 2011

Ballnasty 

When his balls are just too nasty to put in your mouth
I can’t suck yoir balls they’re ballnasty
Ballnasty by Delummy April 12, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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