balls me

a combination of "fuck me" and "oh, balls!". Preferably screamed in the middle of a large crowd.

(Falling off of a chair) "BALLS ME!" (laughter erupts)

balls me by Junglebook January 10, 2011

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balls inside me cold

An expression for men for how cold it is. This is by far the coldest it gets for a man.

Phil : "Dude it's balls inside me cold today."

Rob : "amen."

balls inside me cold by TheForkinator December 23, 2008

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balls on me

A phrase used when something shitty happens to you that is unfortunate and undesirable, such as someone else's sweaty ballsack on you.

Assface: *drops hotdog on the ground*
Assface: BALLS ON ME! I dropped my fucking hotdog!

balls on me by Bigdaddy15 April 11, 2014

bell-me-balls

The act of slapping ones testicles in a semi-sexual manor. Bitch.

Oi, I needs to give me big boy bitch a bell-me-balls. Bitch.

bell-me-balls by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010

Swiggle Me Balls

Yarr well y'be swigglin an swagglin and then all of a sudden...!!

Yarr swiggle me balls ya fuckin fruit loop

Swiggle Me Balls by loose gannon January 31, 2025

lick my balls and call me trevor

An expression used when people are surprised or shocked. The name Trevor is just one of a number of names that can be used at the end of the phrase.

"Hey John, a rubber came in the post for you today"
"Well lick my balls and call me trevor, I wasn't expecting that until Thursday!

lick my balls and call me trevor by MR-Kirkup August 31, 2007

Lick my balls and call me Skippy

A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.

Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!

Lick my balls and call me Skippy by chucknorrisx10000000 September 5, 2010

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