balls in a vice
Somebody else has cornered you into a really tough situation, where you must now make a major decision between two things neither of which you want in the least.
balls in a vice by Buddy4k4 July 25, 2017
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Balls in a vice
Balls in a vice by Bullii June 23, 2016
Balls in a vice
When someone is being a total dick or having a serious hateful/rude attitude towards everything/everyone.
Balls in a vice by emerald_gremlin September 18, 2017
balls in a vice-grip
1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.
2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.
2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.
balls in a vice-grip by JJ November 25, 2003
balls in a vice grip
When a man is under extreme stress or pressure, usually from a female, due to a mistake or deadline.
balls in a vice grip by Devil421 November 26, 2003
Balls in a vice grip
Zappa:"She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick, I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick. Oh god I am the american dream, but now I smell like Vaseline and I'm a miserable son of a bitch, am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which."
Balls in a vice grip by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003
my balls in a vice grip
my balls in a vice grip by Hobix June 11, 2008
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