Definitions by emerald_gremlin

orange crush 

When a group of men are sitting around together, they get bored, sit on the floor with their legs apart while clothed and throw an orange at each other's dicks.

Dude, I played this new game, orange crush, with some buddies last night and my dick and nuts got hit hard!

orange crush by emerald_gremlin September 20, 2017

Balls in a vice 

When someone is being a total dick or having a serious hateful/rude attitude towards everything/everyone.

Dude, you're being totally rude. What has your balls in a vice?

Balls in a vice by emerald_gremlin September 18, 2017

Daisy pusher 

A person who's lazy, sits around all day and does nothing to help out with anything or anyone.

Dude, you're such a daisy pusher. You won't get up to help clean. You're just lazy!

Daisy pusher by emerald_gremlin September 15, 2017