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ballsmudge

What is left on your boss's desk after you bang one of your coworkers on it afterhours.
Dude! I totally left a ballsmudge on Geoff's desk last night with one of the girls from down the hall!
ballsmudge by Wally Muffins December 14, 2016
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ballbuddies 

When a group of more than one faggot touch balls to strengthen their spiritual bond.
-Yo bruh, me and Alex are ballbuddies now! We touched balls man, i feel that we are closer than ever!
-Nah, you're just gay.
ballbuddies by Sky_wat June 8, 2016
A person who teases or annoy you in a cute or friendly way.

You like the person, but still the person does or acts in a way, that confuses you or makes you uneasy - but still you know the person wishes you all the best.
If you are on the way to the bathroom, and your friends cuts you out and gets there before you on purpose just to annoy you.
"You ballude!" or "You're such a ballude."
And then you laugh and wait till it's your turn.

You can ballude back by being very annoying in a cute way.

A good example of that is to sing "ballude" all the time at a melody of your choice.
Ballude by Paxdax October 28, 2010

ballmuncher 

slang: funny person who says random thoughts/jokes that are funny
some guy: *says random joke*
other guy: "That was so funny, you're such a ballmuncher!"
ballmuncher by LemonJuiceMan October 15, 2023
That feeling guys get on hot (or even not so hot) days "down there".
Even though the weather wasn't that hot--Jamal felt some chaffing and a little Ballmuggy
Ballmuggy by Nostradainus March 19, 2024
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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