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ballsmudge

What is left on your boss's desk after you bang one of your coworkers on it afterhours.
Dude! I totally left a ballsmudge on Geoff's desk last night with one of the girls from down the hall!
ballsmudge by Wally Muffins December 14, 2016

ballbuddies 

When a group of more than one faggot touch balls to strengthen their spiritual bond.
-Yo bruh, me and Alex are ballbuddies now! We touched balls man, i feel that we are closer than ever!
-Nah, you're just gay.
ballbuddies by Sky_wat June 8, 2016
A person who teases or annoy you in a cute or friendly way.

You like the person, but still the person does or acts in a way, that confuses you or makes you uneasy - but still you know the person wishes you all the best.
If you are on the way to the bathroom, and your friends cuts you out and gets there before you on purpose just to annoy you.
"You ballude!" or "You're such a ballude."
And then you laugh and wait till it's your turn.

You can ballude back by being very annoying in a cute way.

A good example of that is to sing "ballude" all the time at a melody of your choice.
Ballude by Paxdax October 28, 2010

ballmuncher 

slang: funny person who says random thoughts/jokes that are funny
some guy: *says random joke*
other guy: "That was so funny, you're such a ballmuncher!"
ballmuncher by LemonJuiceMan October 15, 2023
That feeling guys get on hot (or even not so hot) days "down there".
Even though the weather wasn't that hot--Jamal felt some chaffing and a little Ballmuggy
Ballmuggy by Nostradainus March 19, 2024
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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