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when the shit so bad that it gets on your balls
i got ballmud
ballmud by daddies issues ;) January 16, 2024
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ballsmudge

What is left on your boss's desk after you bang one of your coworkers on it afterhours.
Dude! I totally left a ballsmudge on Geoff's desk last night with one of the girls from down the hall!
ballsmudge by Wally Muffins December 14, 2016

ballbuddies 

When a group of more than one faggot touch balls to strengthen their spiritual bond.
-Yo bruh, me and Alex are ballbuddies now! We touched balls man, i feel that we are closer than ever!
-Nah, you're just gay.
ballbuddies by Sky_wat June 8, 2016
A person who teases or annoy you in a cute or friendly way.

You like the person, but still the person does or acts in a way, that confuses you or makes you uneasy - but still you know the person wishes you all the best.
If you are on the way to the bathroom, and your friends cuts you out and gets there before you on purpose just to annoy you.
"You ballude!" or "You're such a ballude."
And then you laugh and wait till it's your turn.

You can ballude back by being very annoying in a cute way.

A good example of that is to sing "ballude" all the time at a melody of your choice.
Ballude by Paxdax October 28, 2010

ballmuncher 

slang: funny person who says random thoughts/jokes that are funny
some guy: *says random joke*
other guy: "That was so funny, you're such a ballmuncher!"
ballmuncher by LemonJuiceMan October 15, 2023
That feeling guys get on hot (or even not so hot) days "down there".
Even though the weather wasn't that hot--Jamal felt some chaffing and a little Ballmuggy
Ballmuggy by Nostradainus March 19, 2024
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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