ballitude 

being an absolute baller that it is of extremly high ranking on the baller scale. (syn.) Ryan Hunt. Zach Canto

kid 1. Dude! your so baller!
kid2. nah kid, my ballitude is off the charts...I am THE baller.
kid1.....tushay..

ballitude by jdfnjsdnfij884785 April 8, 2010

Dallitude 

"Dallitude" (somewhat less frequently spelled “Dallatude") is a “Dallas attitude.” It has been described as the display of snobbery and/or elitism of a resident from Dallas, TX.

It's believed the term “Dallitude” was first found on a gay newsgroup posting from 1999; the term possibly originated in Dallas' gay community.

Today, Dallitude is more likely to refer to anyone from the city of Dallas displaying a "superior" attitude.

Example A: Down-talking the way others are dressed in a Dallas nightclub. "Can you believe her shoes?" This is display of Dallitude.

Example B: Driving a leased BMW on a $30k/year salary. This could be considered display of Dallitude.

Example C: A Dallas resident trash-talking other Texas cities while failing to acknowledge Dallas has just as many or more problems. Such as saying "Houston is polluted and crime-ridden!" In reality, Dallas ranks just a few places behind Houston on air pollution, and ranks higher than Houston on crime. This is Dallitude.

Dallitude by Texas Expert December 24, 2008

Bangitude 

A girl with a 'bang' factor. Slut. sleaze bag hoe

I wouldn't believe her 'Virgin Mary' act, she's all 'bangitude' from what I've seen/heard.

Bangitude by nuclearcabbage October 11, 2011

badditude 

n. An extremely negative demeanor; a bad attitude. Usually directed at someone who is being unusually disrespectful and hurtful, instead of appropriately sarcastic and cynical. See also hater.

Nick has such a badditude today; he's calling bitches out left and right!

badditude by The Posp April 26, 2004

Bantitude 

The magnitude of banter in a conversation.

I don't think you understand the bantitude of the situation!

Bantitude by Kingfisher_Lads October 25, 2010

Ballipede 

A strange combination of a great basketball player, a centipede, and the savior of the Christians, Jesus Christ.

It is said to have rivaled Raptor Jesus but has never caught on in the same way.

Rumor has it that he has been seen commenting on some articles in www.Gizmodo.com but has never had anything useful or intuitive to say.

He is referred to in psalms 23.5:

The LORD is my Balla, I shall not make a shot.

2 He makes me lie down in green centipedes,

he leads me beside quiet squozen lambs,

3 he destroys my balling spirit.

He guides me in paths of centipedes

for his balla's sake.

4 Even though I ball

through the valley of the shadow of ballipede, a

I will fear no evil,

because the ballipede is not evil, he's just a balla;

your skills and your crossovers,

they dominate me.

5 You prepare a balla court before me

in the presence of my opposing ballipedes.

You toss the tip off;

my jump overwhelms the opponent.

6 Surely skizzles and swats will follow me

all the minutes of this game,

and I will dwell on the failure to beat the ballipede

for he is the best balla of them all.

7 Sincerely Yours,
Jesus, "The Ballipede", Christ

Guy 1: Oh my! The Ballipede just healed a person!
Guy 2: That's amazing centipede jesus, but How'd you do i-
The Ballipede: I'M A BALLIPEDE, LOL!

Ballipede by TheBallipede May 19, 2009

Baditude

Bad + attitude. Sometimes pronounced baaaditude.

In the workplace, baditude describes someone with serious authority issues or an apathic, disrespectful or slacker-ish attitude.

Goofus spends half his time dissing the boss behinds his back for micromanaging. When Goofus is out, we gossip about his latest screed and dissect his personality and baditude.

Miss Baditude: They don’t pay me enough to smile at the customers.
Diane: Grrl, you’ve got baditude!

Baditude by Mandingoe January 12, 2008