A Question that is so ridiculous you're sure it must be rhetorical…........but the person asking the question is so retarded he is actually being serious.
Martin : What day of the week does Monday fall on?
Fake kid that's used when you get caught for something and you don't want them to know your own name. Also used when nobody in their right mind would actually do something.
Cop: What's your name and address?
Hoodlum: Billy Bullis
2. Yeah, sounds like something Billy Bullis would do!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.