The atomic balldrop is a rare phenomenon that occurs when the subject defenestrates his lover, and follows her into free-fall, catches up to her, defying gravity, and proceeds to initiate midair coitus.
So, I tried the atomic balldrop, but before I could finish, we landed in a dumpster. She definitely did not finish either.
When a man takes a squatting position over his mates head. She is sitting on the floor with her head tilted back and her mouth wide open. The man yanks his shaft towards his torso and proceeds to lower his saggy sac towards his partners mouth while she counts down from 10. With each sequential second coming closer to the moment of glory. Once the countdown hits 0, the manhood sac proceeds to enter the gaping mouth and much celebration and champagne ensues.
NOTE: This spectacle generally happens on the eve of the New Year but any countdown will suffice.
Joe: Hey Jeff what are you doing for New Years?
Jeff: I plan on maybe going to a bar. What about you?
Joe: I have no plans, what about you Al?
Al: I have plans to pop bottles and a "Double BallDrop" at midnight.
A rare condition that occurs when you have bigcockitus, causing your phone to lose signal strength when placed anywhere near your testicular region, and completely drop reception when placed beside your gonads.
Did you hear that Jim was diagnosed with Balldrop? Any time a phone goes near his dick, it instantly loses reception!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!