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Ball Scratcher

A problem with a degree of difficulty greater than that of the average "head scratcher."
Should I wipe my ass now, or wait until I'm done? What a ball scratcher that is.
Ball Scratcher by The Stinker July 14, 2006

ball scratching 

Ball scratching is the act of getting paid for sitting on your ass.
Particularly if you work in IT and just sit in front of the PC waiting for something to come up.

Also referred to as scrapesticle
guy1: Dude, you're working on Christmas, that's rough!
guy2: Hell no, I get paid double to do a whole day of ball scratching.
ball scratching by Ashko November 23, 2009

ball scratching 

Describing a boring situation. Originally from the hebrew term Legarbetz, a shortening of "Legared Beytzim", to scratch balls. When you're so bored you just scratch your balls.
Boy - no beer, no chicks, no TV... That was a ball scratching Tuesday.
ball scratching by Ariel Shalev October 23, 2005

Ball Scratch Mode 

I was playing a game of hardcore team death-match in modern warfare 2 and I killed a guy, but he entered ball scratch mode and killed me.

ball scratching 

What a Pakistani cricketer does and thinks its parts of the rules when playing Cricket, when it is clearly against the rules of Cricket.

Past notorious cheats of cricket include:

Mohammed Asif (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shoaib Akhtar (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shahid Afridi (ball scratching)
Aussie: Hey paki why u ball scratching?

Paki: Its part of the rules, cricket jihad handbook. This is how we won T20 World cup.
ball scratching by AussieOyeOye February 1, 2010

Ball Scratching N' Sniffin

Scratching Your Testicles and Sniffing Your Hand