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ball banged

ball banged, the act of a man slamming his balls off of his lady's pussy/ass while vigorously fucking her. ( Also could be used for 2 men).
Jim ball banged Jill until they both was screaming in pleasure.
by Dms79 December 26, 2017
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ball bagged

The status of once proud and fearless gent of integrity who has lost his freedom and right to roam by submitting to the manipulations of a "ball bagger"..

This sad turn of events often happens to men in the prime of their lives, and could be a reaction to the stresses of "freedom" and the poor quality of casual pick-up material on offer these days..

Usually such specimens of men are rarely seen outside of the work environment or at family gatherings usually arranged by their miserable and deeply insecure female "owners". Any attempt to assert their previous rights to roam are met with histrionics, prolonged sulking, sex strikes and threats of "violence by proxy" often involving family members or friends of the ball bagger, the police, or family courts..

A ball bagged man is the butt of many jokes, as he lives in a form of comfortable castration rather like a neutered housepet.. But never has any real fun anymore, because his balls, are in "she who must be obeyed"'s handbag..
Bill realised, as he looked in the mirror at a body that was once lean and athletic but now looks as sad and sorry as the heap of lard sulking on the sofa that had ball bagged him into this pathetic life, that he was not really able to escape now. The price would be too high and he didn't want to end up unable to see his child, even though that was what had trapped him in this situation in the first place..
by Drex Johnson July 22, 2011
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Ball banger

When you are having anal sex and said partner farts sending gas through your urethra and into your testicals making them blow up.
I was having anal with Becky last night and she accidentally gave me a ball banger.
by Da_Glizzy_Glazzer June 4, 2019
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ball banger

to bang balls. two guys having sex with one girl.
He wanted to take me back to his home and bang balls with his buddy. He's a ball banger.
by rebunda December 16, 2008
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ball bagged

To get so drunk, drunk enough to do something very humourous that you will be raked about for weeks
Origniated in Northern Ireland
"he was ball bagged the fuck last night"
"as were you. you got off with a guy"
"o dear. that is embarassing"
by JammyBambi April 6, 2006
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ball-bagged

means very very drunk.

Royal Navy origins.
I am absolutely ball-bagged!
by navy wag October 14, 2008
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half a ball banger

Half a ball banger , is only half the ball banger , of a full on ball banger !
Yerh , narh , he’s fucken only half a ball banger , mate, trying to get attention!
by Debyumyum February 1, 2023
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