ball-bagged 

means very very drunk.

Royal Navy origins.

I am absolutely ball-bagged!

ball-bagged by navy wag October 14, 2008

ball bagged 

The status of once proud and fearless gent of integrity who has lost his freedom and right to roam by submitting to the manipulations of a "ball bagger"..

This sad turn of events often happens to men in the prime of their lives, and could be a reaction to the stresses of "freedom" and the poor quality of casual pick-up material on offer these days..

Usually such specimens of men are rarely seen outside of the work environment or at family gatherings usually arranged by their miserable and deeply insecure female "owners". Any attempt to assert their previous rights to roam are met with histrionics, prolonged sulking, sex strikes and threats of "violence by proxy" often involving family members or friends of the ball bagger, the police, or family courts..

A ball bagged man is the butt of many jokes, as he lives in a form of comfortable castration rather like a neutered housepet.. But never has any real fun anymore, because his balls, are in "she who must be obeyed"'s handbag..

Bill realised, as he looked in the mirror at a body that was once lean and athletic but now looks as sad and sorry as the heap of lard sulking on the sofa that had ball bagged him into this pathetic life, that he was not really able to escape now. The price would be too high and he didn't want to end up unable to see his child, even though that was what had trapped him in this situation in the first place..

ball bagged by Drex Johnson July 22, 2011

ball bagged 

To get so drunk, drunk enough to do something very humourous that you will be raked about for weeks
Origniated in Northern Ireland

"he was ball bagged the fuck last night"
"as were you. you got off with a guy"
"o dear. that is embarassing"

ball bagged by JammyBambi April 6, 2006

ball banged 

ball banged, the act of a man slamming his balls off of his lady's pussy/ass while vigorously fucking her. ( Also could be used for 2 men).

Jim ball banged Jill until they both was screaming in pleasure.

ball banged by Dms79 December 26, 2017

Ballbagged 

To be drunk off your tits.. So Drunk that you have no recollection of the night before and finding yourself in an awkward situation the next morning usually involving an ugly bird(female person).

Jim- Dude i was ballbagged last night.

Alan- I know ya, so was i.

Or

Jim- Im Gonna get fucking ballbagged tonight.

Alan- Ya, Me Too.

Ballbagged by MrTaiwo August 30, 2007

Ballbaggery 

The act of being or acting like a ballbag. When a person acts stupidly or does something completely idiotic. Also when someone makes themselves look like an asshole or bell-end in public.

Friend One: "Oh look, Billy just told that girl he really fancies that she has a moustache."

Friend Two: "Yep, his ballbaggery knows no limits!"

Ballbaggery by El Noido February 23, 2011

Super Mega Ballbagged 

The dangerous and perilous journey in which fearless gentleman intoxicate themselves beyond the point of recollection. This would typically include large amounts of filthy basics vodka and a horrendous in ability to coordinate themselves on the dance floor, maybe even possibly fingering bitches of the bad variety.

-"Will shall we get Super Mega Ballbagged tonight?"
"Absa bloody lutely"

- "You were Super Mega Ballbagged last night!!"
"I know I shagged 2/10"

Super Mega Ballbagged by drapes22 November 27, 2014