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balker

Ania's two boyfriends combined
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by OofMotoMotoOopoo March 15, 2022
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Balker

A balker is a big talker. Someone who "talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk." They've got a lot of plans they say they'll come through but never do. They say "yeah, we'll hang out soon" but also never come through.

"I'd like to chill with Ryan sometime. He always says we will...soon"

"Yeah so does every other girl. You know he's just a balker though, it's never gunna happen."
"I'd like to chill with Ryan sometime. He always says we will...soon"

"Yeah so does every other girl. You know he's just a balker though, it's never gunna happen."
by CollegegirlLiz February 10, 2014
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Balker

The ugly boys that SOME weirdos have a crush on. Ben + Walker. #oopoo
OMG Balker is so ugly. WHy did she ever like him
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Face Balker

A Facebook Stalker. Someone who makes a comment on every post you add and/or "likes" what you wrote even though you never respond to them. You would love to de-friend them but are afraid you would appear to be a prick if you do.
Crap, Ryan. That Michael guy is a total Face Balker. He comments on your every post. He's so annoying that I'm thinking of hiding you. Do us all a favor and de-friend that bastard!
by Bored in Scummyvale November 22, 2009
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