baldies

young boys or girls who are a under the sexual interest of an older man or woman

(called baldies because of the lack of pubic hair, but they still may be called "baldies" if they have pubic hair)

"Where im from we call them baldies"

baldies by Throbber November 1, 2007

jiggly baldies 

noun: breasts

I am of the opinion that her jiggly baldies, though of great merit, do not surpass the quality of her soul itself in contemplation

jiggly baldies by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

baddiesmp 

the elite smp, involving danny gamezalez and kurtis pogger. drew gooden's whereabouts are currently unknown

(drew if you by some miracle see this, name your gaming channel: game drewden)

person 1: Hey have you heard of baddiesmp?
person 2: oh like dreamsmp?
person 1: yeah but instead of being good at minecraft, they just aren't

baddiesmp by joniahmariebobadigle April 5, 2021

baldis basics 

A game that looks like pre alpha minecraft on steroids and as hard as passing the balance pose on wii fit it makes dark souls look like doritos crash course 2 if it had a teacher is going to spank you with a ruler

baldis basics in education and learning is a great time for the whole family

baldis basics by Linkzy June 12, 2018

Baldie's Steak Night 

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.

Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.

Baldie's Steak Night by Twaggy Smidgekin October 20, 2010

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Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.

"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"

Pooey Ballies by thc2099 June 14, 2008