bakey bat 

The ned word for baseball bat.
Cos they think it makes it sound cooler and more threatening.
Usually whipped out when someone is getting "fresh" or "wide".
And used to beat the victim viciously.

However can be used as just a figure of speech, no actual beating involved.

Chantelle: "You gettin' fresh wae me?"
Michaela: "Eh naw.."
Chantelle: " Well if ye ur, al get ma bakey bat oot oan you"
Michaela: "Soouund"

If she sends me one more application invitation I swear, I'll get ma bakey bat to her!

bakey bat by Jm & Ca April 15, 2008

Freshly Baked Batch 

When your in a sauna having sex but it's freezing outside and just before you finish on her face you scream "Freshly Baked Batch cuming up" and you splurge on her face then walk outside into the cold and you see the semen steaming on her face.

When I came on that bitches face in the sauna it was so cold we walked outside into gave her a Freshly Baked Batch

Freshly Baked Batch by NigNut97 May 30, 2025

Freshly Baked Batch! 

When your in a sauna having sex but it's freezing outside and just before you finish on her face you scream "Freshly Baked Batch! cuming up" and you splurge on her face then walk outside into the cold and you see the semen steaming on her face.

When I came on that bitches face in the sauna it was so cold we walked outside into gave her a Freshly Baked Batch!

Freshly Baked Batch! by NigNut98 May 30, 2025

Bake 'n Bate 

The act of getting baked purely for the joy of masturbating.

Sometimes unintentional.

Guy 1: Hey bro are you busy?
Guy 2: Yea I'm in the process of a Bake 'n Bate.

Bake 'n Bate by Chaddddddddddddddddddddddddddd August 30, 2013

Bake n' Bathe 

To smoke marijuana while taking a shower at the same time... Especially when u take a hot shower ur pores open up causing the smoke to get through them making u so high

Person 1:Dude i feel fresh and baked dawg

Person 2: Muthafuka did u just Bake n' bathe

Bake n' Bathe by Pivotsid January 31, 2010

Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.

friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok

Joey Batey by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020

Batey 

A rather posh, old-fashioned way of expressing someone's unhappiness. The closest equivalents would be CROSS or MAD.

From the Derek & Clive album "Ad Nauseam" (1978) :

CLIVE:
Oh, gosh! 'Oh! I'm done for!' I thought: 'Crumbs! If I go to Sir's study he'll get jolly BATEY and probably do all sorts of things'. And when we got in there he said, "I'm jolly cross with you .....for looking at, at Wiggins playing with his willy!"

Batey by CrazyToad August 5, 2018