bagonails 

A good guy in general.. Will definitely confront anyone if wrong doing is involved. Keeps it real... ;-)

BagONails follows the rules...

bagonails by Because I Can! February 8, 2015

Baconaise 

The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.

"Sally owed me after that Chick Flick marathon. So I fed her the Baconaise."

Baconaise by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014

baconaisse 

A questionable condiment that gained popularity after recieving the rare "Jon Stewart Bump" when he ate a sausage wrapped pancake on a stick dipped in baconaisse and proclaimed, "Its like my tongue just took a shit in my mouth!"
If this bacon-mayonaise hybrid seems like a heart attack in a jar, then there is Baconaisse Lite for the health nuts out there.

Charlie: This sausage wrapped in pancake on a stick is too dry and nutritious to eat for breakfast.
Mother: Then dip it in some Baconaisse sweetie!

baconaisse by kelsey4real September 5, 2011

baconaids

Swine Flu

That guys got a bad case of Baconaids!

baconaids by AnTi_mTtr April 27, 2009

bonails 

giant gaping holes between old mens' legs.

Holy shit balls! Johnny just got sucked up that guys bonails!

bonails by johnnydickfinger March 2, 2010

bagonias 

Luscious boobs I'd kill to motorboat.

Check out those bagonias on that bodacious Bahaha mama.

bagonias by @bambistumpers January 23, 2017

baconaise 

baconaise is a tiktok creator, they make content that surrounds their life. if you couldn’t tell their pronouns are they/them. They are the best mutual you could ask for. Baconaise we all love you and we always will. <3

baconaise has very little hair.

baconaise by [REDACTED223] April 19, 2021