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Bagminton 

When two other poeple tongue another man's scrotum while he stands over them.
Ron had a fetish for masturbating while his neighbors used him for a game of bagminton.
Bagminton by emackn August 11, 2007

baementality

When two lovers think of something and or do something at the same time.
Jack and Emily had a baementality moment where they yawned at the same time.
baementality by Jackieboy212 May 19, 2018

Bagentines 

When you rather focus on the bag then waste ur money on a girl on Valentine’s Day (stay woke)
“Bro Fuck valentines, it’s all about Bagentines DTB4LIFE”
Bagentines by Futurelations February 14, 2022

Bagmenter 

A person who augments the watchbill, and thereby stands fewer watches than someone who is on a watchteam, but can not manage to relieve the watch on-time. These people cause those who are standing five-and-dimes great distress because bagmenters have a better deal, yet screw over their colleagues.
You stand ONE FUCKING watch a DAY, and you still can't relieve on time? I fucking hate you Bagmenters!
Bagmenter by Senior Scraps March 4, 2011
To ask for comments in return for comments

such as on myspace
"Bamment my new pics!"

batment ding-dong 

just funny... actually it is a word used in ballet and it is really called batmont long, but we misheard it the first time and now we call it batment ding-dong
Batment ding-dong!
hahhahaha
batment ding-dong by pytagoras09 January 28, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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