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Bagmenter 

A person who augments the watchbill, and thereby stands fewer watches than someone who is on a watchteam, but can not manage to relieve the watch on-time. These people cause those who are standing five-and-dimes great distress because bagmenters have a better deal, yet screw over their colleagues.
You stand ONE FUCKING watch a DAY, and you still can't relieve on time? I fucking hate you Bagmenters!
Bagmenter by Senior Scraps March 4, 2011
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Baguetter 

A term used for French people. It's not used to describe any french-speaking person, only those that originate in France.
Person 1: Yo! Look at this guy, I wonder where he's from!

Person 2: Looks like a baguetter to me.
Baguetter by Ghepo November 4, 2018
Newfie word for vagina, or pussy.

A slang term used in Newfoundland for the female genitalia.
Eg: I lobbed her right good in her bagment.
bagment by gingerTO April 17, 2014

BAGUETTERILLIANCE 

When you are so smart in tactical moves, and french that you are +2000 iq in baguette and brilliance.
“Dude, Lafayette is so Baguetterilliance it hurts”

bagmaster 

The one who can open their mouth the widest to take in the largest male scrotum (or teabag). It can also apply to who can suck on a teabag the longest, depending on the context.
Lance and Gary had a contest to see who was the real bagmaster at the party.
bagmaster by Nakmos September 23, 2013

Baguetter 

Derogatory, someone who fetches bread. (Used for bread fetchers of all nationalities.)
Person 1: Fetch me a baguette, Baguetter!
Person 2: Yes Ma'am.
Baguetter by EthanolandMethanol February 2, 2024
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