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a wise old man who has a lovely array of white cotton wool around the back of his head, he is also a preacher, and very very clever, he has an answer for everything, and is very religious, he once worked for god (he was a disciple). everyone either loves or hates baggley.
You:sir, is god real?
Baggley:yes
You:but how do you know?
Baggley:how do i not know?
(end of conversation)
baggley by udder January 15, 2006
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Smag-Baggley 

The ultimate in insults, combines the terms smag and baggle. Suggests that the recipient is lowest of the low and requires a good smagging.
As Timmy lurched forward, Jerom exclaimed, "Get your hands off me, you smag-baggley, butt-ugly pile of effluence!"
Smag-Baggley by stevi July 18, 2006

Andrew Baggley 

Andrew Baggley is a gay cunt who only has one ball, he is into very intense midget homosexual pon. He also use to make shit minecraft videos on youtube were he would act like a mexican.
Person 1: Some old dirty guy was masturbating on the bus

Person 2: Sounds like a Andrew Baggley
Andrew Baggley by youknowho67 December 6, 2021

Bagley Bandits 

A group of true professionals who pride themselves on the suffering of others, well known across all games including Counter Strike: Global Offensive, DayZ, and Rainbow Six Siege. Known as the scourge of the USONIA DayZ server, the Bagley Bandits dethroned the peasants known as the Elektro Police Force who were never to be seen again.
Person 1: I got bound and tortured in the Elektro Police Station today, I lost all my gear too
Person 2: Was it the Bagley Bandits?
Person 1: Yeah, I feel psychologically abused after what they put me through
the fries at the bottom of the fast food bag when all the food is removed.

The holder of the bag thus gets the "Bagglers"
"Here, take your burger so i can have these bagglers."
bagglers by Eli Ouellette October 12, 2008

yam baggle 

To be assulted with consent or with out by a homo sexual using the act of head, hand job, gargling balls or otherwise homo induced acts.
When I went to the bagglers house , he had been drinking and tried to yam baggle me before I could make it out the door.
yam baggle by UNITED WRIOT June 24, 2014
the fries that escape from their containers only to find themselves stuck in the bottom of the bag. This is why it is in your best intrest to be the keeper of the bag.
Aye! Get away from my bag! I want the damn bagglers!
baggler by Jamie January 2, 2005
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