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Bagging Groceries 

Purchase a can of cranberry sauce. Open the lid and insert the penis into the can. Continue to move up and down in a 'fucking motion.'
Judy: Bill, there's a sale in the canned food isle. Two for one on the cranberry sauce.
Bill: Honey, we'll be buying a good 40 cans.
Judy: Why?
Bill: Uh... I... it's about time I start 'Bagging Groceries.'
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bagging groceries 

What most, if not all, jocks will doing to the benefit of society when they leave high school.
Jock:Uh......

Paper or plastic?

Bagging groceries. The only use for a jock besides hard physical labor.

Bagging the Groceries

A sexual act performed by at least 2 people/ Mainly performed by a women on a man/ Similar to roadside assistance/ When the women gives oral sex to the man in a car while sitting in any supermarket parking lot.
i.e. Walmart, Target
Most often occurring at night times or when there is a low influx of people in the parking lot at any given time.
LJ: Hey babe, you down to go bagging the groceries before we leave?

Rylee: Oh hell yeah, get over here now.

bagging your own groceries 

When you shoot the basketball and rebound your own missed shot and score it after one or multiple rebounds.
Willis needs to either learn how to shoot or learn how to bag his own groceries.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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