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snatch bagget

It's what you call your wife out loud instead of calling her a "bitch" or a "cunt"

Used to avoid the aftermath of calling her either a "bitch" or a "cunt"

The sounds of these words provide the same emotional satisfaction for the user without without the fallout vomiting out of that snatch bagget's mouth.

Used towards someone you love although they may not be perfect all the time.
Can you please for the love of god eat a cheese burger. Your constant drinking of kale, cucumber, ginger, apple garlic parsly smoothies are making you act like a total snatch bagget. They also make you fart.
snatch bagget by emobear666 November 2, 2015

Baggetting 

When an adult throws a temper tantrum so bad that even a 5-year-old child would shake their head in embarrassment.
I swear that guy was wining more than my toddler was the whole time. I've never seen a "grown man" baggetting that much before.
Baggetting by Kujroh January 24, 2013
The infamous meth pipe toting maniac popular on Instagram under the name Baggeth or formerly known as OffensiveBag.

Was originally part of the online group "Edgy Archive" but has since transitioned into his own exclusive group of online personas "Bloodbath".

Baggeth gained popularity on Instagram and iFunny originally from doxx posts and gore edits, surpassing almost 3k followers... but more recently has gained traction from his various posts involving smoking crystal meth.
"I'm gonna try smoking crystal meth because baggeth said it was healthy"
baggeth by Rxlstricii January 16, 2022

Conservative Tea Baggers 

A group of uninformed, ignorant, conservative, douche bags, who go to tea bagging parties(sponsored by like-minded douche bags, Joe The Dipshit/Plumber, and Newt "I dump my wife when she has cancer" Gingrich) talking about how Obama is a socialist for raising taxes back to Reagan levels...
I can't believe I voted for the Republican party once, after watching all these crazy Conservative Tea Baggers
Sweatpants that ankle swing and are extremely baggy, unacceptable to wear in public.
Matt was wearing his beanie, hoodie and his baggers.
Baggers by weki September 14, 2018
A funny youtuber that makes videos on youtube for no god damn reason but is pretty good at it

He mostly makes animations and sometimes does bagel month
Hey have you seen the newest Baglets video?

No I haven't!
Baglets by AustinGuy5 June 16, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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