bagelboy

a sexy motherfucker who has a sexy ass ear oh my god he makes all the women wet

bagelboy is a certified sex god and will make you cum with just his ear.

teddy: "i literally fucking need bagelboy’s ear so bad"
anyone: "who doesn't"

by *The* Bagelboy January 11, 2021

Bagel Boy

Noun
1. When something dangerous is hidden as something pleasant: like a bagel boy running to an army base with a bag of bagels. Originated from an elderly couple waling at night.

A bagel boy just blew up a military base, but don't worry, he must have bagels!!!

by Boy with too much time September 26, 2018

Bagel Boy

A young Jewish man.

"Hey Bagel Boy.....fetch me a Latka"

by Die Die Cobra Kai May 21, 2009

Bagel Boy

A slang or slander term for professional skateboarder Tony Hawk

Did you another endorsement Bagel Boy signed?

by paul baloff October 18, 2017

Bagel Boy

A retarded person who greatly enjoys bagels.

Peter, you bagel boy

by BagelBoy29 May 14, 2019

bagel boy

well... 8 will do.























































































7w6... BUKKAKE!

Does the bagel boy know?

by Mike Hoffman January 10, 2005

Bagel Boy

A boy in multiple choirs; very proud of his bagel legacy, though not necessarily a big fan of bagel puns; gives lovely hugs occasionally; enjoys dramatic musical displays, especially in hallways.

Bagel Boy ran singing down the hall.

by discordance June 20, 2015