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Bagel Face 

A overtly sexual phenomenon where a man falls asleep with his testicals on a woman's cheek leaving a indentation on the cheek, with the appearnce of a bagel.
After their perverted sexual encounter, she was left with a bagel face.
Bagel Face by Mrbogie January 26, 2018

Bagel-faced Dipshit 

The 45th President of the United States of America.
Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

Cock Bag El Poopy Face 

A Cock Bag El Poopy Face is someone who clams to get alot of pussy but in fact is still a virgin
Some kid I Know Is in fact a Cock Bag El Poopy Face

Eggley Bagelface 

The single most picked-on and jeered at person on the planet. Hs name is so incredibly hilarious no one can help but to bust up laughing at the sound of his name. His location is unknown except that he formerly and might currently might be residing in Chicago. If you ever are to approach this man you must punch him repeatedly and and call him Bagely Eggface. A.K.A. Breakfast sandwich man.
Dude 1: OMFG dude! It's Eggley Bagelface! Dude take a picture!

Eggley: Aw Fuck.
Eggley Bagelface by *EEVAN* February 17, 2010
a being of supreme loss for they have a bagel for a face.
Dude did you see that bagelface at the busstop blowing his nose on that labrador. Dude need to get a life.

Joe, Just because you failed mathenomics doesn't make you a total bagel face.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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