baecum

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Stupid misspelling of become
Also a shrine for beacum is in progress of being built...somewhere? At some point?
Funny word haahah

Guy: baecum!!
Gf: wha?
Guy: ;)

baecum by Woofish May 8, 2021

Words you can keep

Bærum

richest and coolest place in norway

hated by everyone else because they are broke and cant afford to live in bærum

stupid poor person: i hate bærum the people there are snobs

chad bærum man: no you are just ignorant and broke

Bærum by Fairytale263 May 25, 2020

Related Words

baecum • bacum • BacumYTz • Bamcummoled • Becum • Becummed • becumming • Bærum • Bærumsgutt • Canadian Bacum

becumming

adj. to cause men to cream themselves just at the look of you

Man: that shirt makes you look becumming. of course, if I were your shirt i'd be cumming on you too

becumming by Phil January 12, 2005

bacum

Achieving sexual climax while somehow involving bacon in the process.

I think I just bacummed in my pants when she started frying up those strips of lazy maple in the nude!

bacum by McGee Baxter 2012 December 10, 2010

Bærumsgutt

A bærumgutt gets everything paid by his dad. Wearing branded clothing. The person likes to be the centerpiece of the party, and is ordering absinthe to everybody.

the person also have the bad habit of commanding people around him to drink

du er en bærumsgutt

Bærumsgutt by filmore March 13, 2019

Becummed

1) to be jizzed on.

A male ejaculates on a female, usually after sex. It can also happen to a male, who is jizzed on by another male (or even himself).

2) Used to describe sex when teachers or other authority members are around. The teacher/authority member will think they misheard "became."

Example One:

Emily: Hey girl! What happened last night?!? You and Nathan left right after the party! everyone was talking...

Allison: Haha well I don't want to say much, but I was becummed :)

Emily: OMG! ur so lucky! hes a hottie...

Allison: I know, he tastes good too

Example two:

Bill: Yo Nick, whatever happened to you and yo girl last night?

Nick: oh dude, she was amazing! I totally becummed her.

Bill: Nice, she's tight.

Becummed by Yo moommma is good in bed December 2, 2009

Canadian Bacum

When you slather the highest grade maple syrup available on your body and then someone in your party cums on it you both have a bite.

Canadian guy 27 talking to Canadian girl 25: hey you want to fuck?
Canadian girl 25 talking back to Canadian guy 27: sure... you want to Canadian Bacum?
Canadian guy 27 to Canadian girl 25: ill go get the syrup!

Canadian Bacum by Faggot74 July 30, 2016

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026