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baecum

Stupid misspelling of become
Also a shrine for beacum is in progress of being built...somewhere? At some point?
Funny word haahah
Guy: baecum!!
Gf: wha?
Guy: ;)
by Woofish May 8, 2021
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Bærum

richest and coolest place in norway

hated by everyone else because they are broke and cant afford to live in bærum
stupid poor person: i hate bærum the people there are snobs

chad bærum man: no you are just ignorant and broke
by Fairytale263 May 25, 2020
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becumming

adj. to cause men to cream themselves just at the look of you
Man: that shirt makes you look becumming. of course, if I were your shirt i'd be cumming on you too
by Phil January 12, 2005
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bacum

Achieving sexual climax while somehow involving bacon in the process.
I think I just bacummed in my pants when she started frying up those strips of lazy maple in the nude!
by McGee Baxter 2012 December 10, 2010
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Bærumsgutt

A bærumgutt gets everything paid by his dad. Wearing branded clothing. The person likes to be the centerpiece of the party, and is ordering absinthe to everybody.

the person also have the bad habit of commanding people around him to drink
du er en bærumsgutt
by filmore March 13, 2019
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Becummed

1) to be jizzed on.

A male ejaculates on a female, usually after sex. It can also happen to a male, who is jizzed on by another male (or even himself).

2) Used to describe sex when teachers or other authority members are around. The teacher/authority member will think they misheard "became."
Example One:

Emily: Hey girl! What happened last night?!? You and Nathan left right after the party! everyone was talking...

Allison: Haha well I don't want to say much, but I was becummed :)

Emily: OMG! ur so lucky! hes a hottie...

Allison: I know, he tastes good too

Example two:

Bill: Yo Nick, whatever happened to you and yo girl last night?

Nick: oh dude, she was amazing! I totally becummed her.

Bill: Nice, she's tight.
by Yo moommma is good in bed December 2, 2009
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Canadian Bacum

When you slather the highest grade maple syrup available on your body and then someone in your party cums on it you both have a bite.
Canadian guy 27 talking to Canadian girl 25: hey you want to fuck?
Canadian girl 25 talking back to Canadian guy 27: sure... you want to Canadian Bacum?
Canadian guy 27 to Canadian girl 25: ill go get the syrup!
by Faggot74 July 30, 2016
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