baecum 

Stupid misspelling of become
Also a shrine for beacum is in progress of being built...somewhere? At some point?
Funny word haahah

Guy: baecum!!
Gf: wha?
Guy: ;)

baecum by Woofish May 8, 2021

Bærum 

richest and coolest place in norway

hated by everyone else because they are broke and cant afford to live in bærum

stupid poor person: i hate bærum the people there are snobs

chad bærum man: no you are just ignorant and broke

Bærum by Fairytale263 May 25, 2020

becumming 

adj. to cause men to cream themselves just at the look of you

Man: that shirt makes you look becumming. of course, if I were your shirt i'd be cumming on you too

becumming by Phil January 12, 2005

bacum 

Achieving sexual climax while somehow involving bacon in the process.

I think I just bacummed in my pants when she started frying up those strips of lazy maple in the nude!

bacum by McGee Baxter 2012 December 10, 2010

Bærumsgutt 

A bærumgutt gets everything paid by his dad. Wearing branded clothing. The person likes to be the centerpiece of the party, and is ordering absinthe to everybody.

the person also have the bad habit of commanding people around him to drink

du er en bærumsgutt

Bærumsgutt by filmore March 13, 2019

Becummed 

1) to be jizzed on.

A male ejaculates on a female, usually after sex. It can also happen to a male, who is jizzed on by another male (or even himself).

2) Used to describe sex when teachers or other authority members are around. The teacher/authority member will think they misheard "became."

Example One:

Emily: Hey girl! What happened last night?!? You and Nathan left right after the party! everyone was talking...

Allison: Haha well I don't want to say much, but I was becummed :)

Emily: OMG! ur so lucky! hes a hottie...

Allison: I know, he tastes good too

Example two:

Bill: Yo Nick, whatever happened to you and yo girl last night?

Nick: oh dude, she was amazing! I totally becummed her.

Bill: Nice, she's tight.

Becummed by Yo moommma is good in bed December 2, 2009

Canadian Bacum 

When you slather the highest grade maple syrup available on your body and then someone in your party cums on it you both have a bite.

Canadian guy 27 talking to Canadian girl 25: hey you want to fuck?
Canadian girl 25 talking back to Canadian guy 27: sure... you want to Canadian Bacum?
Canadian guy 27 to Canadian girl 25: ill go get the syrup!

Canadian Bacum by Faggot74 July 30, 2016