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bad english 

this be bad enshlis becuz i kant right good"
U guyz dont wont to wread a xple so i aint riteing won.
bad english by jerryblank May 15, 2005
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Sorry For My Bad English 

"sorry for my bad english but i am german/french/chinese/greek/scottish(seriously, wtf?)..."

is the line one puts after a grammatically correct and understandable English sentence just to point out that he/she is not "English/American..."
Some dude: Hi, my name is *insert non-English name here* Sorry for my bad English but I am from *insert non-English-speaking country here*

Some other dude: I have been... *perfect speech*... and I genuinely apologise (emphasis on the "s") for my terrible English. However, I am...

Sorry For My Bad English 

Sorry for my bad english /
Sorry for my english

Is the line that educated people all over the world that aren't aware of their own possible mistakes put before their messages, for other people to not criticize them or judge their message hardly because of bad grammar, grammatical conjugation, spelling, strange paragraph formatting, etc.
Hi. Sorry for my bad english. Are there still apples on the basket, or have you eat them all?

A bad English teacher 

Now we all know one of these. Annoying, waffle teachers who just go on and on about colours reflecting the characters mood or the weather having influence over a situation. Shut up and acknowledge that no one cares. Like really. The sky is black because the author wanted it to be. Not because the character is angry and having dark thought. Nope. It was probably late.

For some reason, every single one of them are major feminists. Why? We're any of the old authors you drone on about feminists? Nope.

In conclusion there is only one word that can fully describe them:

Boomer.
I have A bad English teacher. His name is Mr Hartley. And he's trash.

Bad At English 

Benjamin Imison
Bad At English by Benum June 11, 2018
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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