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Bad.M by Dorimus Altus November 23, 2021
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drugs are bad m'kay
drugs are bad m'kay by o)O picasso January 8, 2005
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Sorry, I'm bad at texting
A phrase commonly used by women when they have been bombarded with texts that they do not want to answer. This is usually used when a man is pursuing a woman and the woman does not share the same feelings for the man.
Arthur: Hey! What's up?
30 minutes pass
Arthur: Did I say something wrong?
Francine: Sorry, I'm bad at texting
30 minutes pass
Arthur: Did I say something wrong?
Francine: Sorry, I'm bad at texting
Sorry, I'm bad at texting by Gregor Sanchez May 30, 2011
I'm bad as Michael Jackson.
I'm bad as Michael Jackson. by IPrpl February 26, 2021
I'm not bad i'm just drawn that way
that girl everyone wants to be with,and that there parents wouldnt mind meaning I'm not bad i'm just drawn that way.
I'm not bad i'm just drawn that way by Miss Hottness February 3, 2010
A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)
A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.
Michael: why did the tomato go red?
Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)
Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)
A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it) by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018
i'm a bad texter
Someone who is clearly not interested in the person they're conversing with. Therefore, Instead of being honest about this, they'll often make up excuses as to how busy they weren't because they don't want to text that person back.
i'm a bad texter by Justayoungman February 10, 2017
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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