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Baconsolation 

The act of comforting or consoling someone with bacon.
Mom told Betty not to worry about being called fat at school. She explained that lots of famous and successful people were morbidly obese, as she dished out some soothing baconsolation in the form of a few smoky and warm rashers of fine swine.
Baconsolation by KrisBBacon January 14, 2009

BaconBonus 

When you have completed all your life skills, the God's grant you with the ultimate BaconBonus. Vegetarian wegetarian, You go straight to hell.
Randy has fulfilled the pleasures of our gods because his new haircut, he gets aBACON BONUS.

Sharon has decided to lower her cholesterol for heart attack prevention by cutting back on fatty meats. She will never be granted the BaconBonus.
BaconBonus by MyBaconskeeper. March 6, 2012

baconsoccer 

Baconsoccer is a personality that will become one of the most famous influencers in the world
have u ever heard of BACONSOCCER?
baconsoccer by Thomazz Shelby June 19, 2019

BACONTON COMMUNITY CHARTER SCHOOL BCCS 

A school where folks are dirty-minded and country as fuck!!! If you don't hunt or fish or play football/baseball DoN'T COME HERE!!
I AM IN FUCKING BACONTON COMMUNITY CHARTER SCHOOL BCCS!!!!
hot sexy person that almost no one likes but people like because im so cool

lali: i love you bacon you my bestie!

toble: whos bacon?

lali: the best person ever!!

toble: not true
baconsoap is so cool! wish they were my friend
baconsoap by baconnnnn August 8, 2021