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Definitions by Pops946
baconista
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A purveyor, seller, or
otherwise
pusher of bacon in the ready to eat rather than uncooked state.
One who baconifies
baconify
or baconizes
baconize
.
Sausage
won't do
this morning
.
I have to go
see my baconista.
baconista
by
Pops946
August 6, 2008
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