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Baconican 

A Baconican is a Republican who has switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My friend who was a Republican came to her senses and switched to the Bacon Party and became Baconican!
Baconican by jmspaesq November 16, 2010
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The BaconMan

Noun: Origin- working class America, 1998- A man who was sweating profusely during work one day and refused to take a break. This upset his coworker so badly, he yelled at him "YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SMELL LIKE A BIG GREASY SLAB OF BACON. YOUR A BIG FAT BACONMAN!" The Bacon Man couldnt do anything but laugh at it! He loved it so much, he called it a day for the whole crew, and bought them beer. The BaconMan was born that day. '

He uses this name for his every day life, including all documents and such. While his License says his real name, Robert Kelley, it is signed "The Bacon Man".

The Bacon Man is a local radio DJ for a community college station, as well as an avid karaoke contest contestant throughout all of the Ma south shore, cape cod, and the islands. He also enjoys bacon as one of hsi favorite foods.

In short, "Baconman" is defined as:

1) a sweaty worker who smells like a slab of greasy bacon

2) an entertainer, performer, and cannibal
"Do you smell bacon?" (when looking around for it, The BaconMan" you find a fat sweaty guy causing that delicious aroma)
The BaconMan by Bacon and Leggs October 14, 2012

baconiphany 

a sudden, intuitive perception of a new recipe with bacon as an ingredient, usually initiated by hunger and followed by intense need to perceive the scent of bacon.
"I had a baconiphany. I had the pizza place add bacon as a topping on my pizza."
baconiphany by MakinBacon December 30, 2008

baconman 

He is a man who loves bacon. Without his bacon he could die. He also has a lot of friends.
thats baconman!
baconman by dhusagpfghwiufhufufhydh February 28, 2018

baconizing 

Someone suffering from involuntary spasms (That guy needs help he's baconizing on the floor), having intercourse or something that is behaving erratically ie: a computer printer that's blinking and making noise but doesn't print (That stupid printer is baconizing again).
baconizing by Some guy March 8, 2004

baconcaden 

ceo of OMG, normally found in his natural habitat raging in roblox rbreach
he once bought a pig and named it caden, cooked bacon with it and ate baconcaden!

β€œOMG! I GOT KILLED BY BLOODY NEUTRAL KILLERS! πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘β€
i saw a baconcaden, he’s screaming omg!
baconcaden by richmuk May 15, 2021

baconization 

The state where menu items, previously free of bacon, are now topped or otherwise include bacon.
One experienced the baconization changing prefrences of the U.S. consumer at TGI Fridays when trying to order nachos that now includes bacon.
baconization by Matt from A2 March 30, 2005