Backwards Man Syndrome 

The name given to a mental condition effecting young adults who feel the inclination to put on clothes back to front (not inside out) and walk around backwards. They may also repeat verbal expressions such as “I’m the backwards man” and “can you walk back as fast as I can” during this behaviour.

The condition is concerning and may result in personal injury if it remains untreated.

The individual should be kept away from mirrors.

The condition is believed to be caused by extreme periods of idleness or boredom.

After two years of living as a hermit Terry was spotted shopping in ASDA with his Police uniform on back to front. He wasn’t aware at this stage that he was demonstrating key symptoms of the Backwards Man Syndrome.

Backwards Man Syndrome by Vindows Wertex October 5, 2006

backwardsman

a character created by comic genius, Tom Green for the award winning film "Freddy got Fingered". Arguably one of the best films of our time featuring Tom Green as backwardsman. Also this film includes such memorable moments as Tom Green masturbating a horse, and who could forget the song from the hit soundtrack "daddy would you like some sausage"

I'm the backwardsman the backwardsman the backwardsman.

backwardsman by jrump May 22, 2006

backwardsman

noun; another name for a message board troll.
backwardsmen are typically NRA members that enjoy name-calling, pointing out when people are being "cry babies", bashing Macintosh products, reminding people what the 2nd amendment is for and generally disagreeing with the entire message board.
backwardsmen can be spotted hosting NRA-only BBQs and spouting love for "the Nuge".
although a backwardsman may have a cool avatar, please remember that the "coolness" ends at the avatar.

1. if all i have to do is flash a piece at backwardsman's house to get a plateful of pork, i'll pack some heat.
2. i agree with backwardsman, NRA members need big guns to help them forget about how small their dicks are and how ugly their wives are.
3. wow! macintosh just released a mouse with two buttons! backwardsman spoke, apple listened!

backwardsman by donewaiter October 31, 2005